For those who prefer working out in the privacy of their own home and don’t feel that they need a human fitness coach to get six-pack abs, Ab Monster offers a workout routine and machine straight out of infomercial land. The item comes with access to online videos, which seem to suggest movements that are somewhat reminiscent of scrubbing the kitchen floor and other cleaning activities. One plus is that the item seems to be compact enough to take on the road, so that late night at the office or traveling doesn’t mean missing out on workouts when the workout of cleaning the house is not an option. Those who may miss out on the $40 early bird special can pick one up for $45. Expected delivery is July of 2014.