With the vast deserts of technology stretching out endlessly before us all, what could else could they possibly come up with? How about a wireless device that transfers some functions from your phone…to your wrist? For 90 bucks and a wait that lasts til July 2014, the sleekly-designed iOne will allow you to answer calls and texts, play music, display the time and chime one the hour. You also get Bluetooth connectivity, 240-hr battery life, and grey, red, orange and blue color options. But, with competitors like the Vachen, which shares all of the iOne’s features plus a calendar, stopwatch, and multiple digital clock face,s for about double the price, and the HOT Watch which does even more for even less, it looks iOne may be the Ryan Gosling of the smart watch world: looks really cool, but doesn’t actually do much.